The fuck? What are they doing in preschool nowadays?
I am not sure if out of my
As I have learned the past few weeks.
Charlie is practicing her cage fighting she had perfected in the womb in her sleep. In my bed. On me. I go to bed with visions of waking in the morning well rested. I wake instead with a lovely pattern of bruises up my left side because she has beat the shit out of me in her sleep. She also tends to make this high pitched whining noise that is surely to summon the hounds of hell to come and steal my soul. Or for Alexis to come climb into bed with us as well, which has happened a few times. Poor deprived middle child; she never got to sleep with me. Of course, she also would yell from her bed for me to come get her out of it until she was well over four....completely different animal there, Alexis is. Elizabeth also used to like to sleep with me, but she didn't beat on me. She just wanted to sleep "on your chest, Mommy" and would then jam my chin up to an unnatural angle as she snuggled in. With her, I spent half the night going from my twin bed to the trundle she slept in under it; lather, rinse, and repeat.
We currently have a California King bed. One would not think that a 40 lb child could take up so much room in it. She usually has about 3/4 of the bed. Then when Alexis comes in, she takes up about another third of the bed. I'm pretty sure that is over a whole bed, but I'm too sleep deprived to figure it up.
I don't function well in the mornings. One thing Charles learned quickly about me, aside from the whole laundry thing and my general insanity, was that I need sleep. I am not blessed, like some of my siblings, with the ability to get by on just 5 hours. I need a good 8-9 hours, and that is when I am not depressed. I am pretty sure that I am non-functional enough in the mornings that if I ever had to sign an important contract first thing, I could get out of it if I want to by some kind of insanity plea.
So waking up every morning, feeling as though I have done battle throughout the night? Yeah, it's made life super fun lately. So much that the above picture actually kinda makes sense to me.
The logical answer to this? Leave a pillow and a blanket and she can sleep on the floor, right? Yeah. It took me two weeks to think of this. My initial thought was to try to invent injectable coffee. Then I realized there was another name for this. Cocaine.
I think I need to add money for when Mommy was sleep deprived to the kids' therapy funds.