At the doctor's office, with Elizabeth in that little paper gown:
E: Look Mom! I am a transformer!
Me: What, are you going to turn into a car now?
E: (Rolls eyes) No Mom. You have to turn into something that is, like, the same species! Like a fawn! Or a rabbit!
Me: WTF? (Yes, I probably actually said WTF. Parent of the year I am not.) A fawn? Out of all of the animals that you could have chosen...you say fawn?
E: Well, they are kinda the same color as we are...light tan-ish. If we were talking about Charlie or my dad, it would have to be something really white.