When Charles and I first got married, I sat him down and told him very seriously that I hate laundry and was "not good about it." He kinda chuckled in the way that only a newly married man who has not yet realized his wife actually farts and poops does. Poor Charles, so innocent and naive at that time. This was back before he realized what a pain in the ass I am and that my parents were probably super relieved that he was taking me out of their house and into his. Well, guess what mothafucker? Your wife doesn't lie, and "not good about it" was/is an euphemism for "would rather french kiss a herpes-infested horny toad than do it."
Laundry to me is an exercise in futility; a special kind of purgatory here on this earth designed to slowly drive even the most dull witted amongst us insane. I should probably get more specific here and state that I am actually referring to the act of folding it and putting it away. The actual washing and drying of laundry, well, that credit goes to the machines. Sure, I put the stuff in there and make the laundry detergent (yes, I make my own. Bet you never pegged me as a fucking Sally Homemaker now did you?) and turn the dial...but the actual work of that is all the machine. Folding the shit is torture. Forced to choose between that and an afternoon spent dancing in the rain...well, I would have to think carefully.
I am sorry, but if you say that you enjoy folding laundry, I am going to say what drugs are you on cause sista, ME WANTY. Especially if you say this and you have children. Sure! Let's go ahead and get something clean, to give it to a kid who could not care less if it was or not, and will take the first chance they have to use it to blow their nose/wipe their mouth/roll in a mud puddle/etc. What kind of a sick fuck ENJOYS watching that train wreck in anticipation of the extra work to come to an already overloaded plate?
I may be crazy. But by God, I have my limits. I am banking on someone creating disposable clothes like they eventually came up with disposable diapers. Of course, then I would feel guilty about the environmental impact...stupid crazy getting in the way of being lazy!