Me: Wanna come watch me play in a concert in May?
E: Play what?
Me: My violin.
E: Oh duh ya sure but if it sucks I want my money back! jk
Me: It is free. Nice try tho.
E: Well I will still expect some kind of compensation if it goes down in flames.
Me: I'll spot you a ride home then
E: Oh, OK, that will work!
The goal here, people, is to minimize the decades of therapy required...
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