Review of Late Night Loaded Taco Doritos:
It tastes like a taco. Like legit a taco in tortilla chip form. Down to the lettuce. I have questions. Like, how did they get lettuce flavor? Do I even want to know where that flavor comes from? How can we make lettuce flavoring for a tortilla chip but we can't figure out fucking healthcare in the wealthiest nation on the planet? The lettuce flavor has got to be a placebo effect of some sort. I'm holding onto that theory for dear life because I don't want to envision what animal's bunghole lettuce flavoring comes from. I imagine that these would pair well with a margarita, but I currently lack said margarita. Sad. The little girls said these tasted like sadness and vomit; Charles and I say they taste like a taco. We all agree there is the taste of lettuce. I've never had sad vomit lettuce though, so IDK what my kids are smoking. Which, given my parenting history, probably tracks, so there's that. Anyways, who's gonna bring me a frozen margarita and a bag of these bad boys cause I'm pretty sure my hubby just finished the bag off....???
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