Elizabeth: So the plural of cactus is cacti, right?
Me: Uh, yeah???....
Elizabeth: So if Christians teach that Jesus is three people in one (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit) why don't we call him Jesi?
Alexis: Mommy, I wish I had a really long tongue. Like a frog. Or a horse...
Me: Why, so you can eat flies?
Alexis: No, so I can lick my nose.
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