Review of Truly Hard Seltzer
Punch Mix Pack:
Tropical punch: A delightful
tropical drink that, most importantly, does not have any trace of the tropical
Devil food coconut. Lovely notes of pineapple and trailer trash class with an
aftertaste of generic punch.
Berry Punch: A textured blend of
berries and, again, generic punch but also Kool-Aid. Tastes vaguely like
adolescence and getting to third base for the first time. Pairs well with
slightly burnt cookout food and s’mores.
Citrus Punch: Definite nose of
grapefruit with a smooth blend of other citrus fruit. Best consumed with super
carb-y breakfast foods after a night on the town with your Besties.
Fruit Punch: Remember that red
punch sold in gallon jugs that you would have at elementary school holiday
parties? Yeah, they’ve taken that, slightly carbonated it, and given it 5%
alcohol by volume. Pairs well with the ice cream cups with the wooden spoon and
sugar cookies with the colored sugar corresponding to the color scheme for the
holiday.
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